A little extra

James favorite songs and main band flobots

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuK2A1ZqoWs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXrT8tz5nCc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XY7knaepzc

this one is a little loud put down your volume. No swearing in any of these, but I suggest you watch other flobot songs my personal fave is maday, or stand up but I'm pretty sure it has swearing.

If you wanna listen to some stupid music, on youtube type in sparta techno remix, again no swearing and no violence.

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mom do I rock?

I can't believe I wanted to be an astronaut after seeing the james bond movie. I guess it would be pretty cool to be an astronaut though. out in space with a bango.

It wouldn't actualy be that bad to be an astraunaut. I could join other great canadian space men and woman.
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in the futre I would like to be alot of things but one that rises above the rest is a job in the trades like a crain operater or something. all I want is a job that payes well and is hard but you don't have to spend years in universety to do.



when I'm older i want to get married but don't particularlly want to have a child but I will if my partner wants to.

Hey mom what was the first job I've ever wanted?

you wanted to be an astronaut

then

then you wanted to be a palleintallagest

then

then you wanted to be in the army which was the strangest thing ever we would never let you join the army.

so I've always been cool

and always will be

thanks

your welcome

what other jobs

*jdog* stop

thanks I love you

are you tlking about your boyfriend *chuck norrs*, said *alchpracabra*

*alchpracabra*

feelings, hhmmmmm

hhhmmm I'm feelling somethig but I'ts not hunger and thats the only feeling I know so hungry feed me.

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bliss is..... Me winning a bet with my brother





fear is..... trying to zoom down a large incline on your skateboard the first day you get it





anger is..... Seeing my brother





honesty is..... telling your brother you don't want to do something and then running away.





insecurity is..... not being able to out muscel your cat.





the internet is..... the best thing in the world





friendship is..... one of the only things that matter





25 cents is..... not alot of money





the den is..... a place to meet and greet

fighter jets are awsome don't you think

when I was younger I used to always want to be in the army in any division especially air craft fighter. one day my family was in amarica and we went on the intrpid, an aircraft carrier with the planes still on it.

when we go in their were many videos of the way that the american navil league would fight off kamakauzy planes. they would have to blow them off not just kill the driver. all it would take is one or two plane to take down a whole ship carrying upwards of 2000 soldiers.

They showed a video of how one soldier lost his life defending his ship and his story was so rightieous he was and he was fixing the deck and was blown up by a kamakauzy bomber.

Hey mom did anything special happen when we went on the boat, the intrepid.

ya there were all these interactive centers.

like

like a rock climbing wall.

and

and a ship simulater, but it cost money

anything else

on the deck of the ship there were all of these ships. with all of these designs painted on them, they looked so cool and on one plane they showed all the engines and what not

what were the designs ment for.

they were ment to scare people.

oh thanks mom.

*alchupracabra* you suck

No, are you calling me fat.

You suck.

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I am going to dovote this entire section to my brother *alchupracabra* he annoys me so much.



I can do without *alchpracabra*, all he wants to do is bug me. He was born to bug me. once I was sleeping and threw the cat on me, she gets really angry, I mean really angry. she started cutting up everything and scarred me at least 3 times. well I'm talking about my cat, once I was holding her and my brother came in with an air gun and started firing it, it doesn't hurt but it makes a loud noise and scared her and she gave me a scar across my knee.

*alchpracabra* get out.

shut up

hey get off.

it's mine

stop it.

get off me.

what are you going to do whith that.

okay it's yours

that hurts.

don't do that.

what is that.

give it

I already did

it's a metaphore just like i'm going to kick your butt, may involve no butt at all.

stop

no

this is how my room gets messy.

*ha ha ha*

martin stop

my room

stop yelling.

help

running away rules. *alchpracabra* ran out of my room. my dad walked in. Hey *jdog* clean this room please.

wwwwhhhhhhyyyyyyy.

this and more is all because *alchpracabra*, I can blame most bad things that occurs in my life because of *alchpracabra*. I can do without him he is just horrible and ruins my life day after day he sucks so much.

Why do I have have him into my life. It sucks to be me so much. why.

I loose at everything *cry*

darned if I'm not going to win but that meens it's the end. I've gotta stop making these bets.

Oh common they just threw him a chainsaw.

I lose at everything

IT TOOK YOU THIS LONG TO FIGURE THAT OUT *ZZ ZZZ ZZZZZZZ*

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skateboarding period, and the wii, computer, psp, tv playing with my brother, friends, wonderland, manhunt, tag, and a bunch more.

mom what hobbies did I have when I was younger

I'm sorry honey your going to have to speak up.

hobbies, me, have, younger, tell, please.

oh, you used to knit.

hubbabub bub only the cool things, I don't want any one to know that I knit.

who would know.

*alchupracabra* might hear and right this in my blog.

oh okay.

This section of the blog and higher has been edited by alchupracabra

so any cool hobbies I have.

ya you skateboard, your so cool.

I'll try to concentrate on skateboarding. the first time I tryed skate boarding, I why was flying down a hill on my bad walmart skateboard. I almost made it to rhe bottom. I was going to win the bet between me and martin for the last cupcake. almost there. oh uh, pebble. I went flying across the span of the hill. "help." I don't need to talk about this anymore.

Me and my brother had a bet. he had to jump the skateboard on the curb. he's not gonna make it, he's not gonna make it, he's not gonna make it. He made it. Now I have to wear my pj's to school. this sucks.

let's move on to the psp. one of my favorite games on the psp is also online. Jdog get 5 homeruns in a row and you get the cat. okay. fastball I was ready, here it comes, boom one homerun, 2 homeruns, 3 homeruns, 4 homeruns 5 homerun, martin stop, i'm going to win, *you've lost the game*. I loose again.

Okay, I'm not going to loose at this. manhunt. *chuck norris* Get everyone you know and let's play. okay. I started off by hidding in a bush, got ya, oh come on who does this, are you sure you don't want to get some one faster then me. How did you know I was here!

talk to me, im always wrong

My best freind *chuck norris*, I know everything about him. His favorite colour is orange, or is it green well I know his favorite food is pizza, or is it? his favorite hobies are karate. Well one thing I know for sure is that he's my best friend and that his name *chuck norris*.



Is he really my friend? Dear diary "I don't think *chuck norris* is really my friend. He doesn't *cry cry cry*tell me anything, not even his favorite colour. *cry* I don't thinkhe likes me. *chuck norris* probably isn't even his real name." I know a few things about him that just tells me about his character.



hopefuly nobody will read my diary.

whats your favorite colour.


can you call back in fifteen minutes.


no I can't.


bbllleerr.


I can't hear you chupracabra quiet.



chupracabra says,"isn't this pimpen."


what chuck norris.


we're eating dinner.

your in love with his, said chupacabre

okay now I can hear you

your in love with him, said chupacabra.

we're eating dinner.

15 minutes later.

mom I got it.

Hi riho.

it's blue.

thanks.

I know little about my cousin except that he's unemployed, and he's a guy, hopefully.

Hey, *bob*

what

do you have a job?

ya, I'm a paramedic.

cool, whats the most disgusting thing you've seen.

I can't tell you.

sadface, you make me sadface.

apperently he can't tell me whats the most disgusting thing hes seen, just because we were eating lunch and our whole family was there.

Paremedic, that seems like a pretty cool job but I've got an other job in mind mor me. That's an important job and he's only *3* years old.

this is pathetic

Hey mommy I got an A+ isn't that great, and better then anything that my brothers done.

Is that all you care about, beating your brother.

that depends in what sense.

you know what sense.

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hey mom did anything happen to me when I was starting school?

no.

what do you meen no

nothing happend.

except

nothing, Oh ya, in grade 2 you smahed your head on the ice.

did it bleed

yes it was a sad day for your family, and a happy day for your rightieous brother

rightieous

loss for words.

thanks. That was pertty informal. when I was in grade 2 i hit my head on the ice and it started to bleed. I wonder if any better things have happened in my life. That was a horrible day, for most of my family. are day that day sucked, my brother talled me after laughing and making fun of me he talled me I have a short attetion span thentold me I went to the hospital, waited for 3 boring hours in which it already healed. Then you got one of the worst doctors ever, who first siad you needed 2 stitches, glue, then finally 1 when A good doctor came in and gave me 3 stitches.
Hey dad did anything happen well I was in school.

oh ya you hit your head on the ice.

good

you got an A+ on a test well the next highest mark was an A-

really.apperentally I'm smart I got an A+ on a hard test, i'm so proud of myself. Think of me smater then other people wow.

I'm suprised that's it. now this isn't that great. This sucks. I wish I never heard this. man I wish this informatin had more to it.

I wish I was a hero. All I have is a stupid test, why couldn't I have a plack or saved a hamster. Nothing special just save a poor class pet back its life.

i'm not special am I

You can't see me mom, there so little hding spots in your "30" by "25" meter backyard. All we have is a box.

She will never find me here though cause first shes going to check in the locked garage.

I'm so good at hiding arn't I.

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Well for this post i'm totally out of ideas, lets go ask someone

Hey mom did something happen to me before I went to school

ask your brother

*alchupracabra*

*aaallllllcccchhhhhhhuuuuuppprrrraaaacccccaaaaabbbbbbrrrrrraaaaa*

Did anything happen when I was young

Ya chuck Norris that’s why your so ugly

ya something special did happen you would always hide when mom went shopping and we would get so scared, I actualy went up to random people do you have my brother he's about this tall and this ugly you also wanted to be a spy or something.

wow my brother was meen to meen when I was four, new record. He's always been meen to me. what a meenie. I don't think I can remeber one moment where he was nice. He's such a jerk he trips me, he tricks me, and scares me.

Ha I was cool when I was young hiding and acting like a spy. I remeber hiding behind people near my mom so she wouldn't spot me. I would ask people for information about my brother, people that I didn't know. What a bizzare or weird moment.

my life sucks my like rocks

Wow when I was younger i was purple, thats kind of creepy weird cool and all these other emotions that don't have anything to do with this.

I wonder if anyone else in our class was born a special colour, hhmmm well there's *chuck norris* and *rapper supreme* but not really from what I think.

sorry this my first blog it might suck. Hi my name is james, and i'm 11. something intresting when I was born I think, read on to find out more.... Here's my interview with my parents. Well one things sure I was a pink baby. The only reason I remeber that is because my dad keeps on teeling me storyies about when I was a pink baby. Like who's my cute little baby. Dad are cat isn't pink. *Jdog* I'm talking about you. Oh thanks I geuss.

See I was a pink baby. Pink baby. but I also remever going to home and eating mush, That was great, (I'm bieng sarcastic, or am I, mm mush.) I also remeber staying in the childs centre for 2 weeks because they had to run tests and things.

Mom did something cool happen when I was born.

Actually something cool did happen.

what, stop stalling.

whats this for anyways.

stop stalling!

when you were born you were purple.

I don't even want to no why....... well thanks.

you know what you have to say.

sorry for yelling.

thank you.
so when I was born born I was purple kinda cool don't you think. Or is it dangrouse, hmmm. I wonder if it effects me.

I wonder if there are different coulered babies. There might be a blue baby out there. Or orange, or red. that is so cool. I didn't know that there was different coloured babies that is so strange. Hmmm does that meen that there's a problem with my pigmantion. so many questions unawsered in this chapter. read more about me in my next chapter