talk to me, im always wrong

My best freind *chuck norris*, I know everything about him. His favorite colour is orange, or is it green well I know his favorite food is pizza, or is it? his favorite hobies are karate. Well one thing I know for sure is that he's my best friend and that his name *chuck norris*.



Is he really my friend? Dear diary "I don't think *chuck norris* is really my friend. He doesn't *cry cry cry*tell me anything, not even his favorite colour. *cry* I don't thinkhe likes me. *chuck norris* probably isn't even his real name." I know a few things about him that just tells me about his character.



hopefuly nobody will read my diary.

whats your favorite colour.


can you call back in fifteen minutes.


no I can't.


bbllleerr.


I can't hear you chupracabra quiet.



chupracabra says,"isn't this pimpen."


what chuck norris.


we're eating dinner.

your in love with his, said chupacabre

okay now I can hear you

your in love with him, said chupacabra.

we're eating dinner.

15 minutes later.

mom I got it.

Hi riho.

it's blue.

thanks.

I know little about my cousin except that he's unemployed, and he's a guy, hopefully.

Hey, *bob*

what

do you have a job?

ya, I'm a paramedic.

cool, whats the most disgusting thing you've seen.

I can't tell you.

sadface, you make me sadface.

apperently he can't tell me whats the most disgusting thing hes seen, just because we were eating lunch and our whole family was there.

Paremedic, that seems like a pretty cool job but I've got an other job in mind mor me. That's an important job and he's only *3* years old.